I think bad mascara should be a crime. Wearing it, a misdemeanour and producing it, a felony.
It’s just that there are so many great and amazing mascaras out there, and it’s something you should never settle on. Also, you can get super incredible mascaras for only a few bucks, so it’s not like it’s a price thing.
And here’s a review, or rather a crime report, you can read to prevent yourself from committing the ever-terrible crime of bad lashes.
I’m sorry to say, my dear Maybelline, but your new Total Temptation mascara is nothing but a total dud. It will give you the plumpest, shortest lashes of your life. Yes, you’ll get voluminous, plumped-up lashes, but only on the lower parts of your lashes. And not the roots. It’s so weird, and it’s not cute or quirky at all. Just bad.
It’s very hard to apply, and somehow only deposits itself on the bottom parts of your lashes. It’s very wet and all over the place. No matter how hard you struggle, you won’t be able to get it to coat your upper lashes or the roots. You will be able to get it all over your upper lid though, so if you like the racoon look, it’s perfect!
Oh, and don’t even try to get it on your lower lashes. It’s disaster central. Just don’t do it to yourself, okay? Promise me. The name may be tempting, as temptations are usually delightfully sinful (chocolates, shoe sales, touching an electric fence), but for once this type of sin is of the bad variety. Don’t you do it.